Thursday, June 19, 2008

Grok Want be Executive

Name: Grok
Age: Not old
Address: Live near forest, far from white mountain range
Diet: paleo diet
Favorite Blog: Health Blog

Skills: Hunting, gathering, eating much meat in one sitting, spear throwing

Pre-requisits: Grok lead four hand of men to lion den, kill many lion, Grok feast with many women for killing of lion. Grok learn horn music, blow horn long and loud to warn of danger, Grok make many music horn for many men, men respect Grok for such horn makingship. Grok skilled in negotiationship, always carry large club to win negotions against other men, Grok special ability to overcome tricky other negotiators with clever tongues by excellent use of large club. Grok stubborn, Grok now ability at stubborn important in business. Grok have 2 years as executive assistant for Morgan Stanley Dean Whitter.

Applying for Position: Top Executive. Grok want be top executive. Grok believe company needs diversify by hiring more neanderthal and less white male. Executive America run by too many rich white male and not enough Grok.

Posted by Bessy at 20:26:13
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