Heiress
I am applying to be your heiress!
What:
I have read about you in the news (that’s right, I read Forbes Magazine AND the Wall Street Journal!). It has been my life long dream to be the heiress of a rich and powerful old man, so that I might be part of his wonderful life. I will take this job seriously and will spend the money wisely and invest and save as well as spend. I have learned through Google that you have no children, and thus no place to allocate your money once you die. If you allocate your money to me, I will fulfill all the duties of an heiress, and ensure your money does not disappear once you die.
Who:
Me, silly!
Why:
Because I am diligent, a good worker, skilled, talented, I have skilled abilities, and usefill work standards, I am a talented working person who knows how to get things done, and I am a self starter! I am fully capable, and efficient in my working and duties and skill talents. Here are some of my…
OUTSTANDING Qualifications:
+Skilled Worker
+Talented Abilities
+Self Starter
+Capable
How:
I am 27 years old and have met many other heiresses in the last four years of my life. I live near West Hollywood, where all the best heiresses go to hang out. I know the meaning of being an heiress, and will gladly accept the responsiblity.
I hope to hear back from you before you die!
Here are the other websites I have applied to: Washboard abs, benefits of vitamins, and damage control.
