Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Cylon

Borgy Robenson

834-555-2038
1488 Celmathia Court
Artfea, Caprica 93057A3

Position Sought:
Cylon

Work Experience:
8 Years reprogramming, human adjustment robot
12 years bio-adaptation adjustment robot
763 years box loader robot

Processing Education:
Programmed with cell regeneration education software
upgraded sci-networking software
infiltration software, benzo diablate edition

Leadership experience:
None

Awards:
Tier 2 box loader award, 387th place (out of 48 million)
Fancy cat food award for cat food poetry contest, Caprica cat food invitational

Other Skills:
Adept at “Find People and Kill Them” methods
light orthorexia nervosa knowledge

Posted by Bessy at 17:38:05
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