Cartographer
884-555-4768′
329 Scott Plains Ct.
New York, NY 10029
Seeking:
Full Time Employment as Junior Cartographer in 7th Level Cartography Inc.
Work Experience:
+3 Years Assistant Cartographer, sword swallower, 3rd Level Cartography Inc.
+2 Years Firefighter, 38th precinct, Brooklyn, NY.
+4 Years Field Guide for “Hell’s Canyon” lava pit, Saoul
+2 Years Server at Denny’s
Education:
Dante’s school for gifted Acolytes - Bachelor’s in Demonology
PHD in terminal repentence psychology - Colgate
Post Doctorate with the advanced institute of flays and thumbscrews, Scottsborough
Skills:
Demon Taming
Walking on hot coals
Digging through lava
Fending the hordes of Hell while mapping the topography of 5000+ plus geology
Short order cooking
Note:
Gentlemen,
I have been with the 3rd level cartography team long enough to map 18% of Level 3 Hell. Our team made the famous “Charlemaine in Ice” discovery. I am confident my abilities of cartography will benefit your elite team on their expedition through level seven and any lower levels that may follow.
-Sincerely
Hell’s Cartographer, Roland Von Braustenberghermeyer
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