The Alpha and the Omega 3 Benefits

Position Desired:
Chief Dynamiter

Education:
BA in dynamitology, hand-thrown concentration (3.6gpa)
Brigham Young University, 1997

MBA in the business of blowing shit up (3.2pga)
Wharton, 2001

Experience:
Dynamiting Layman (1995-1997) Offshore Explosive Fishing Company, Inc.

Columnist for “That Blows!” Monthly magazine (2001-present)

Chief Dynamite Rigger, Baddass Assassins Club (2002-2004)

Host of E! Entertainment Weekly (2005)

Skills:
Making shit explode

Languages:
English
Spanish
Miner